YMCA
What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY’s...
Dead blonde in a closet?
Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A. The 1988 Hide-and-Go-Seek...
the drunk contest
A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on...
Things adults learn from their kids.
There is no such thing as child-proofing your houseIf you spray hair spray on...
The Prayer.
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened.Then...
You know why a dog licks his ass?
You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he’ll...
Diaper Change
Q: Why does a blonde only change her baby’s diapers every month?A: Because it...
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out…
A college couple is under a tree on campus making out. After a while,...
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they…
An old man and his son had a one-horse farm where they barely made...
A large difference
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got...