The Priest
Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants...
What is blue and sings alone?
What’s blue and sings alone? – Dan Ackroyd.
Suffering
A young couple on the brink of divorce visit a marriage counselor. The counselor...
What’s the definition of the perfect woman?
Ok, I’m going to get a lot of hate mail for this one…What’s the...
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.
Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?
Q: Why isn’t gambling allowed in Africa?A: Because of all the cheetahs.
Grilling Remarks
A husband and his wife who have been married 20 years were doing some...
Two Tourists
Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started...
The dinner guests!
A Jewish family invited their Redneck neighbors over for holiday dinner. The first course...
Math?
Did you hear about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil…