Short Father Christmas
|What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?Santa Clues!Father Christmas...
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven…
Four nuns arrived at the gates of heaven. St. Peter makes the inspection. The...
Forget your daughter…
Well the King’s daughter was into her mid twenties,and the king didn’t want his...
Murphy’s Laws on Sex
MURPHY’S LAWS ON SEX1. The more beautiful the woman is who loves you, the...
Computer Problem
“Good Afternnoon, Ridge Hall, computer assistant; may I help you?”"Yes, well, I’m having trouble...
Painting Contractor
A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job. In thefirst room...
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?
How do you know when a redneck isn’t wearing any underwear?There’s dandruff on his/her...
Mommy’s Lil’ Helper
Little Susie was Mommy’s helper. She helped set the table when company was due...
Daffynition
Daffynition: Hummingbird- A bird who forgot the lines to a song!
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...