Two Scottish nuns go to America
Two Scottish nuns had just arrived to the US by boat when one said...
ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY
“ALCOHOL KILLS SLOWLY”So what ? Who’s in a hurry ?
Problems remembering
|Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can’t remember anything!Doctor: So, since...
Snail Beer
A snail goes into a bar and orders a beer.The barman says ‘Sorry we...
Translating Menspeak
When He Says – He Really Means ———— – —————- Do you have the...
Strict school
It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing...
Things NOT to say to a Cop!
Things NOT to say to a Cop!1. I can’t reach my license unless you...
The Taxi Ride.
A tourist is picked up by a cabbie in New York on a dark...
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to…
Albert arrives at a party and introduces himself to the first person he sees...
No symptoms
Doctor, the embarrassed man said, “I have a sexual problem. I can’t get it...