10 Signs Santa Has Been Drinking
While your child is on his lap, he tells them they’re not getting his...
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident…
A lawyer and the pope were both killed in an accident.The two were in...
Constipated Polak
A Polak was suffering from constipation, so his doctor prescribed suppositiories. A week later...
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
I know you were drunk yesterday
|A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays...
A golf blooded reptile!
|What do you call a rich frog?A golf blooded reptile!
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
How are you feeling?
|Farmer Brown decided his injuries from the accident were serious enough to take the...
Stupid Insults 22/31
Off by one. Off his rocker/trolley. Oil doesn’t reach his dipstick. On permanent leave...
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able…
The guy considered himself lucky to have been able to attractand bed such a...