Give Me An Ear!
This man is waiting for his wife to deliver his first child. When the...
Gigolo
Q. What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A. A gigolo only screws...
Chemistry’s greatest achivement?
What is chemistry’s greatest achievement …… Artificial blondes!
What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?
Q. What do gay men refer to hemorrhoids as?…………….A. Speed bumps
These two guys go to a whorehouse…
These two guys go to a whorehouse.The first guy goes in then comes out...
Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
Blonde Trivia
A blonde was playing Trivia Pursuit and was asked if she was in a...
What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?
Here’s a lame one….What is Homer Simpson’s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through…
The Lone Ranger and Tonto are riding through one of the manycanyons when suddenly...
What’s the difference between acne and a priest?
Ok, kids, here’s the gross one…Q: What’s the difference between acne and a priest?A:...