Things That Took Me Fifty Years To Learn
1.) Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...
Fruit of your Life
What did 1 strawberry say to another?Answer, if you weren’t so fresh you wouldn’t...
Bigfoot Blonde
Q: What is the diffrence between a smart blonde and bigfoot? A: Bigfoot has...
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
Where you reside
|…This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation...
Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
New Rules!
Dear Employee:As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for department areas, we...
Signs Your Car Might Be A Lemon
Motor Trend never mentioned a “Chevrolet Caca.” Manufactured in Zchkynk, Crzyktjkystan. Passenger-side “airbag” is...
Women Quotes
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought...