The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
I\\\’m a Dustbin
Patient: Doctor, I keep thinking I’m a dustbin. Psychiatrist: Don’t talk such rubbish!
Blonde Inventions!
The top 10 inventions by Blondes:1) The water-proof towel 2) Solar powered flashlight 3)...
Want some of this?
Mongo’s old lady decided she wanted t dosomething special to please him on hisbirthday,...
A new way to loose weight
A fellow was reading the paper one day lamenting the fact that his doctor...
Saving the Oppossum!
Late one night a couple is driving down a country highway and run over...
Cheer
Q: What’s the blonde’s cheer?A: “I’m blonde, I’m blonde, I’m B. L. O. N....
Farmer Joe and his Mule
Farmer Joe decided his injuries from his recent accident were serious enough to take...
Rules Guys wished Girls knew…
Rules that guys wished girls knew……….1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are....