Slip of the tongue
A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits...
Golf Joke
Suggestions for Guys Golfing or Using A Public Bathroom:Back straight, knees bent, feet shoulder...
Preparing for a Mammogram
The MammogramThis is an x-ray that has its own name because no one wants...
On a cross-country bus trip…
On a cross-country bus trip, Mrs. Davis became extremely queasy dueto motion sickness.She make...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.
Leather jacket
What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A rebel without a...
Nearly Fatal Clock
A wife complains, “A wall clock almost killed my mother-in-law today. It fell only...
Tech Support
Customer: “Your sound card is defective and I want a new one.” Tech Support:...
A Microsoft Christmas
|NORTH POLE (API) – MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire...
The man buying farm animals…woo-hoo!
One day, a man went to a nearby farm to buy some of the...