Great Reasons To Be A Guy!
Great Reasons To Be A Guy!Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. You...
Mating Call
Q: What’s the mating call of the blonde?A: “I’m *sooo* drunk!”Q: What is the...
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
Reason For Divorce
One of the reasons that fifty percent of marriages end in divorce is that...
Wrong card
At the card shop: A woman was spending a long time looking at the...
The Neutron
A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, “How much for abeer?”The...
yo mammas breath…
yo mammas breath so nasty that when she burps her teeth have to duck
Feminist Faux Pas
I don’t think the leading feminist realized what she was saying when she told...
Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...
Why did the Avon lady walk funny?
Why did the Avon lady walk funny? Her lipstick.