Stupid Insults 31/31
Uses thumbtacks to post notes — on his refrigerator. Uses two hands to eat...
Learning to Pick Up Toys
Dad: Look at this room. It’s a mess. When will our kids start picking...
Noah’s Ark in an apple
|Why didn’t the two worms get on Noah’s Ark in an apple?Because everyone had...
A horny young man went to a brothel…
A horny young man went to a brothel… The lady at the counter asked...
Golden Anniversary
An aged farmer and his wife were leaning against the edge of their pig-pen...
How about a bridal?
“We’d like a room, please,” the bloke said, nodding toward his misses. “We were...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
A construction worker was whistling…
A construction worker was whistling and verbally harassinga young girl as she walked by...
Darwin Awards- 1999
DARWIN AWARD RUNNERS-UP: #1 – LOS ANGELES, CA. Ani Saduki, 33, and his brother...