They Eloped
First Convict: I heard the Warden’s daughter up and married a guy down on...
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice…
A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice: “Stop! Stand...
Misunderstood people
|1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such...
Ice cream flavor galore
|A January 1994 Reuters News Service story on Manuel Oliveira’s ice cream shop in...
A canadian in a Texas bar…
A Canadian is on vacation and walks into a bar.He sits on this HUGE...
Aliens
What has 3 balls and comes from outer space?ET – The extra testicle!
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical…
Seventy year old George went for his annual physical. All of his tests came...
How to Argue the Price of a Screw
A well known, rich business man’s wife broke her hip. The business man got...
I Spy
Five year old Johnny and his little sister are peeping through a keyhole at...
Hair spray
A man was driving along the highway, and saw a rabbit hopping across the...