Procrastinator’s Creed
1. I believe that if anything is worth doing, it would have been done...
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed…
A psychiatrist met a friend and exclaimed, “I heard you died.”"But you see I’m...
A reason for divorce
“Well, Mrs. O’Connor, so you want a divorce?” the solicitor questionedhis client. “Tell me...
Aren’t You Sorry?
An old woman saved a Fairy’s life. To repay this, the Fairy promised to...
Naval Surgeon
“What kind of job do you do?” a lady passenger asked the man traveling...
Types of Men Pissers
Absent Minded: Opens his vest, pulls out his tie, and pisses in his pants.Clever:...
yo mama so fat.. cereal
Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
Redneck and a Trailer
Q: What does a tornado and a redneck divorce have in common? A: Somebody’s...
Gas Station
Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso...