Two Spuds!
Two potatoes are standing on the street corner.How can you tell which one is...
What should I do then?
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Where’s the Manager!
A rather attractive woman goes up to the cash register in a restaurant. She...
Flowers
A blonde and brunette were walking down the road.The brunette see’s her husband, and...
Real software engineers eat quiche.
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You might be an ENGINEER if…
YOU MIGHT BE AN ENGINEER IF… The only jokes you receive are through e-mail(nothing...
Miss Muffet
Little miss muffet… sat on her tuffet… eating her kurds and way.Along came a...
Creative Ways To Say Someone Is Stupid
A few crumbs short of a crouton. A few clowns short of a circus....
Gosh, what a pun!
A man went to his dentist because he feels somethingwrong in his mouth. The...
Pregnant Maid
A husband and his wife advertised for a live-in maid to cook and do...