I deserve a first class seat
|A blonde gets on an airplane and sits down in the first class section...
New…
If you went to New York City for vacation and found eggs everywhere, what...
Yeah, fat broads are like…
Yeah, fat broads are like mopeds. They’re fun to ride, but you don’t want...
ride it to hospital!
|What would happen if tarantulas were as big as horses?If one bit you, you...
Don’t be on this flight
|”This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I’d like to welcome...
Quickies
1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother. 2) How do...
yo mama’s teeth
yo mama’s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, “i got sunshine...
Blonde in the appliance store
A blonde walks into an appliance store and says I would like to buy...
Definition of a good date!
These three women were roommates. One night they all had all gone out on...