The 3 little pigs.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night.The waiter comes and takes their...
Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Too Many Pills
A woman walks into her sex therapist’s office and tells her that her husband...
Disorder in Court
From a little book called “Disorder in the Court”. These are things that people...
Misunderstanding terms
|One reason the Services have trouble operating jointly is that they don’t speak the...
Nixon and Clinton Similarities!
“Similarities between presidents Richard Nixon and Bill Clinton”:Nixon: Watergate Clinton: Water BedNixon: His biggest...
Make me an uncle!
Stan was seconds away from receiving a vasectomy when his brother and sister-in-law barged...
Piccolo joke
|Q: How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?A: Shoot one.
Contacting a friend
|Two violinists make a pact that whoever dies first, he will contact the other...
Now That You Mention It
“I’d like to buy some gloves for my wife,” the young man said, eyeing...