By the Lantern Light
The crofter’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the...
The Rabid Neighbor!
A neighbor of mine was bit by a stray rabid dog. I went to...
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?
How do you know when your girlfriend is on anabolic steroids?When she flips you...
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Why does Barbie never get pregnant?
A Ken and Barbie Joke: Why does Barbie never get pregnant?Because Ken always comes...
Email Like Penis
WHY E-MAIL IS LIKE A PENISSome folks have it, some don’t. Those who have...
An artist asked the gallery owner…
An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his...
Mr. Schneider stood up in court…
Mr. Schneider stood up in court. “As God is my judge, I do not...
Parachute
Q: Did you hear about the new automatic parachutes, invented by a blond? A:...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.