Masturbation
Why do men masturbate? Because they want to have sex with someone they love.
Bought a bad computer
|Top Ten Signs You Bought A Bad ComputerLower corner of screen has the words...
A failed attempt
Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
Air disaster
Poland’s worst air disaster occurred today when a two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into...
Sure signs that you’re broke!
1. American Express calls and says: “Leave home without it!”2. Your idea of a...
People who don’t believe in retaliation…
What to do if you fall into a conversation with someone about the terrorist...
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert…
A fellow, who had spent his whole life in the desert, comes to visit...
Biker boss in Heavan.
Arthur Davidson, of the Harley Davidson Motorcycle Corporation, dies and goes to heaven. At...
The problem with Santa!
1. No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of...
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...