A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent…
This morning I woke up to the unmistakable scent of pigs in a blanket.That’s...
New dinosaur found!
Q: What do you get when you mix a dinosaur and a lesbian?A: A...
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
A question of time
Why don’t women need to wear watches?Theres a clock on the oven!
Road-killed lawyer
Q: What’s the difference between a road-killed deer and a road-killed lawyer?A: There’s skid...
If two lawyers were drowning…
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you...
Sorry for eating the peanuts
|A man visits his aunt in the nursing home. It turns out that she...