Bad News 1
Doctor: I have some bad news and some very bad news.Patient: Well, might as...
Liberal Episcopalians
Q: Hey… Did you here about the new Episcopal Church that justopened up?A: They...
A Man’s World
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t
Three Things Women Can Do That Men Can’t:1. Bleed for a week and not...
Good Lawyers?
What is the difference between a good Lawyer and a great Lawyer?Answer: A good...
Actual product instructions.
ACTUAL PRODUCT INSTRUCTIONS:ON A HAIRDRYER:*Do not use while sleeping.ON A BAG OF FRITOS:*You could...
Taxes
The IRS says they can’t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they...
Why Lesbians?
Why did God create lesbians?So feminists wouldn’t breed.
Fulfilling their requests
There were 3 men who died and before God would let them into heaven,...
Fishing License
Three blondes were sitting by the side of a river holding fishing poles with...