Speak
A guy walks into a bar with a dog under his arm, puts the...
Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
Nun Attacked by Gorilla
Three nun’s were touring the local zoo one sunny afternoon having a picnic. While...
Ballerina
What did the ballerina do when she hurt her foot?She called the toe truck!
After You
My phone bill was past due and I needed to change my service, so...
Baptizing the Drunk!
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon down by the river.He...
Drunk and Arthritis
A drunk that smelled like a brewery got on a bus one day. He...
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of…
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of...
Knowledge Pills
A somewhat advanced society has figured how to package basic knowledge in pill form.A...
Depressed Dentist
What do you call a depressed dentist? A little down in the mouth.