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What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
The Night Before Christmas
Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone,...
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What is a yankee?
What is a yankee? A quickie, but you do it yourself.
Gimme some aspirin!
Joe has always had an uncontrollable twitch in hisleft eyelid since young. Fred has...
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I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
Sleep Better
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Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...