Tombstone Epitaph VIII
Tombstone Epitaph In a Thurmont, Maryland, cemetery:Here lies an AtheistAll dressed upAnd no place...
Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...
Power Of Observation
It is recounted that at King’s College in the Strand around the time of...
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day…
A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work....
Cosmo Quad Turbo RX-7
A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: a 2005...
Man, the Lawn Mower
Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can’t mow the lawn.
Geekonics
GeekonicsBy John WoestendiekPhiladelphia InquirerWed., January 8, 1997NEWS BULLETIN: Saying it will improve the education...
Almost Perfect Life
An old man is sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out. A...
Why does a dog lick his balls?
Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can’t make a fist.