The 2000 Darwin awards!
|(15 July 1999, Alabama) A 25-year-old soldier died of injuries sustained from a 3-story...
Upgrading to Husband 1.0
Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend5.0 to Husband1.0 and noticed that the...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
$10 000 For a Kiss
One day this fellow noticed that a new couple had moved into the house...
The top ten signs that your co-worker is a computer hacker
|10. You ticked him off once and your next phone bill was $20,000.9. He’s...
The programmer’s cheer
|Shift to the left, shift to the right!Pop up, push down, byte, byte, byte!
Sex Like A Convenience Store
Why is sex with your spouse like a convenience store?There’s not much variety, but...
Signs and notices 13
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Elephants
How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in...
Men’s Gourmet Restaurant
What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant?Any place without a drive-up window.