English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Blonde in front of a firing squad.
Three women were being held in a foreign country. They were slated for the...
What does an elephant use as a vibrator?
What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to…
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit...
Finding half an apple!
|What is worse than finding a maggot in your apple?Finding half an apple!
A young couple gets married, and the groom…
A young couple gets married, and the groom asks his brideif he can have...
Impressive Hunting Dog
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
Men come in three sizes…
Men come in three sizes: Small, medium, and Oh My God!!!
Visiting the sun
A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, all working for NASA, were trying to...
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample…
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At...