Things Learned From Children
1. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is...
Bee jokes 04
|Q: Why do bees buzz?A: Because they can’t whistle!Q: Can bees fly in the...
The system crash song
|SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of “The Monster Mash”) I was working in the...
Communication problem
There was this Asian lady married to an American gentleman and theylived in Honolulu....
Bad News, Good News, Great News…
The day after a man lost his wife in a scuba diving accident, he...
Being Old and Bent
Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there...
Microsoft buys church
|MICROSOFT Bids to Acquire Catholic ChurchVATICAN CITY (AP) — In a joint press conference...
Write for mail order
|An elderly fisherman wrote to a mail order house the following: “Please send me...
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?
Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out...
Digger Phelps quotes
|Digger Phelps’ Words of WisdomFrom the NCAA Tournament:”Basketball is a game of two halves.”"We...