Blondes and Turtles
What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they’re on their back, they’re...
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher…
When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their...
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her wedding?
Why is a bride always smiling as she walks down the aisle at her...
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady…
An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in...
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car…
There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a...
Bride and Groom
This guy is getting married and he is a bit nervous since he is...
HMO
My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It’s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman
It has been determined that having sex before…
It has been determined that having sex before participatingin athletic activity, such as a...
Flea Cure
Doctor, Doctor. Have you got anything that will cure fleas?Maybe, what made them sick?
Holiday accomodations
Long, but really funny…from a Company in USA. DATE: October 01, 2003RE: Christmas Party...