own mind
He says he has a mind of his own. He’s welcome to it– who...
I\\\’m A Chicken
Psychiatrist: What is your problem? Patient: I think I’m a chicken.Psychiatrist: How long has...
Seven Dwarfs Classic
Six of the seven dwarfs are sitting around the house one day whenSleepy rushes...
Spin doctors!
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Bad computer viruses
|Economic computer virusesINTEREST GROUP ECONOMIST VIRUS – Divides your hard disk into hundreds of...
Who’s perfect.
There are 3 people walking down the street: the perfect man, the perfect woman,...
Seen You Before?
A man leaned toward an attractive woman at a bar and told her, “Haven’t...
Needs Ironing
A man and his wife were celebrating their 50th wedding anniversary at the same...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Italian Organ Grinder
A bloke who was well known for his anti Italian sentiments, was walking down...