Stopped Using the Pill
Q: Why did the blonde stop using the pill?A: Because it kept falling out.
Too Much Computer
YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN ON THE COMPUTER FOR TOO LONG…When asked about a bus...
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply…
A young woman stops into her local pharmacy to pick a supply of tampons...
Insult Collection #9
You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning....
Men Are Like Weather
How is a man like the weather?Nothing can be done to change either one...
Programming language acronyms
|ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idiotic...
Food fight in a store
|In February 1994 in New Brighton, Minn., a 32-year-old man and his 24-year-old girlfriend...
The Unhappy Nun
The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen...
Murphy and his wife
|Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park....
Short legal laughs
|What are the three questions most commonly asked by lawyers?1. How much money do...