Little johnny’s parents
One day at school, the teacher sees cuts and bruises all over little johnny’s...
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?
What’s the similarity between Bill Clinton and a carpenter?One screw in the wrong place...
Hungry Beggar
A beggar walks up to a well-dressed woman who is shopping on Rodeo Drive...
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club…
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. “Hey, baby, would you help...
mouse’s favorite record?
|What’s a mouse’s favorite record?Please cheese me!
football fan to rescue
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Actual Answer from a Medical Student
While making his rounds, a doctor points out an x-ray to a group of...
1 wish ?
Two guys, of limited intelligence, were on a ship that sank in the middle...
COMMAND REDUCTION OF ARMY PERSONNEL ( C.R.A.P. )
As a result of DOD budget cutbacks, we are forced to reduce the size...
Why don’t oysters give to charity?
Why don’t oysters give to charity?Because they’re shellfish.