Three legged Donkey
What do you call a donkey with three legs?A wonkey!
Backwards Panties
What happens if a woman puts her panties on backwards?She gets her ass chewed...
Top 10 Things Only Women Understand
10) Cats’ facial expressions.9) The need for the same style of shoes in different...
Almost Love
A 70-year-old man has never been married. One day, he meets a beautiful 17-year-old...
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office…
Sobel goes into the optometrist’s office.He opens the door and says to the receptionist,...
Stumpy Legged Pink Dog
A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman...
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of…
Once in a medieval times, there was a King who was getting sort of...
Anna’s mom….
Anna’s mother has 3 kids… the youngest daughter’s name is Penny… the middle daughter’s...
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!
A man was leaving church one day…
A man was leaving church one day. The Pastor was standing at the door...