Men Are Like Noodles
How are men like noodles?They’re always in hot water, they lack taste, and they...
Computers – Male or Female
Humankind’s propensity for imposing anthropomorphic characteristics on inanimate objects has now reached computers. But,...
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten…
One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother...
God being a man.
Q: How do we know that God is a man?A: Because if God was...
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet…
Why is it so hard for women to find kind, sweet,sensitive men in this...
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
Men Resist Fatherhood
Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren’t through yet being children.
Buddhist pizza
What did the Buddhist ask the pizza maker? “Make me one with everything.”
Answering machine
|Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I’m probably...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...