Blonde Lumberjack
A blonde travels to Canada to seek her fortune as a lumberjack. She meets...
Put me into a fighting mood
|Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put...
The Promotion
Boss: Johnson, we giving you a promotion but you have to move to Montreal....
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???
What sits at the bottom of the bed and constantly takes the piss???A kidney...
Polak Puts Ice In Condom
Q: Why did the Polak put ice in his condom?A: To keep the swelling...
Paralyzed
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor,...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Drinking and driving
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?
What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias
R U A Real Cowboy?
An old cowboy dressed to kill with cowboy shirt, hat, jeans, spurs and chaps...