Where do you find giant snails?
|Where do you find giant snails?At the end of giants fingers!
Wooden Leg
Harry was delighted when he found a young woman who accepted his proposal of...
Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...
Where am I, Cathy?
Attorney to witness: “What was the first thing your husband said to you when...
Samples Needed
My boyfriend said that for his physical, the doctor needed a urine specimen, a...
Things you don’t want to hear during surgery
Better save that. We’ll need it for the autopsy. “Accept this sacrifice, O Great...
The idiot drunk!
An extremely modest man was in the hospital for a series of tests, the...
Best Thing Out of…
What’s the best thing to come out of a penis?The wrinkles!
Closing down Denny’s
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Guests for dinner
|The following is a true story.There was this little kid who had a bad...