What occurs twice in a lifetime…
What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in ayear, twice in a...
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey…
If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff...
Tarzania II
What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does...
HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
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A young girl is speaking with her father…
A young girl is speaking with her father.”Daddy, what’s that between your legs?”"That’s my...
Clinton and Gore at lunch!
Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch.As they read...
Tough guy eh?
A man and his girlfriend are at a bar when the girl goes to...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
Blind deer jokes
What do you call a deer with no eyes?No eye deer.What do you call...
You might be a redneck if…prom
Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.