More Redneck One-liners!
You just might be a Redneck if:You’ve ever tried to drown a fish. You...
Horse pulls the car
|An out-of-towner drove his car into a ditch in a desolated area. Luckily, a...
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next…
A guy walks into an elevator and stands next to a beautiful woman.After a...
Making bets
A little old lady goes into the Chase Manhattan Bank, and says she wants...
In the graveyard!
An old man and old woman had been married for about 52 years when...
The religious bear.
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted...
When blondes do puzzles
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting “28 days, 28...
Fortune
A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell you your fortune...
…..olympics
Why isn’t Mexico in the olympics?…Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint...
Application To NYU-(Classic)
This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU...