What food best describes a man?
What food best describes a man? Jerky
A love for material goods
|A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, “I...
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland…
Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours...
2 people walk into a bar…
2 people walk into a bar. The third one ducked.
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue?
How do you re-sleeve a prostitue? – Put a leg of ham up her...
3 kids
Bob and sue have been married for 12 yrs. And never have sex with...
Does DEC still make toasters?..
Does DEC still make toasters…? They made good toasters in the ’70s, didn’t they?
Jesus vs Satan
Jesus and Satan have an extended argument as to who is the better computer...
Sword playing
Two bums were sitting on a street curb, bored as ever.Then, one of them...
God & The Two Gifts
When God created the earth, Adam & Eve, he found he had two baubles...