Rising Temperature
Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up a point or...
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks…
A woman enters a butcher shop and asks the counter assistant,”Do you have pigs...
The right way to ask a question
A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken...
Pickup Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.2. Can I...
Camping with Sherlock Holmes
Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good meal,...
From the life of the insane
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said,...
What is the difference between a hockey game…
What is the difference between a hockey game and a High School reunion? At...
COYOTE “vs” ACME
In The United States District Court, Southwestern District, Tempe, Arizona Case No. B19293, Judge...
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant…
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion...
Have a first child
|A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being...