A man decided to have a face lift…
A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000...
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic…
A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said...
A young couple were married and celebrated their first night…
A young couple were married and celebrated their first nighttogether, doing what newlyweds do,...
Musical Instruments
Why does Clinton play the saxophone?’Cause he can no longer play with his ‘hore-monica!
Is that your horse?
|The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down...
Blondes
A blonde and a brunette are taking a walk, and the burnette goes, “Oh...
Cow Joke
Knock Knock Who’s there? Interupting Cow Interupt…. MOO!!
Santa Takes Out the Male Deer
What do the female reindeer do when Santa takes the male reindeer out on...
Female Comebacks
Man: Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that’s why I don’t go...
You will forget it
|An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to...