Microsoft renames itself
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The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma
The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.
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Flying condom
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Wrinke Removal
An old man of 87 went to the hospital to get a radical new...
Elephants VIII
What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you...
Jump out of the plane
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Beautiful — in a sentence
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to...
Blonde quickies 61-80
61. Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning ? A:...
Jewish medicine
Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to...