Check’s in the Mail
Back in the unhappy days when Czechoslovakia was under Soviet domination, a valiant freedom...
On Alimony
Alimony:1) A contraction of the term “all-his-money”.2) A splitting headache.3) It’s the screwing you...
The Barber
The BarberA priest walked into a barber shop in Washington, D.C. After he gothis...
Rush Limbaugh
Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit...
Top ten signs that you are too drunk
|10. You have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the...
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki…
A furrier from the US goes to Helsinki to buy furs.He arranges for a...
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?
Have you heard about the new line of Tampax with bells and tinsel?It’s for...
What is black and blue and hates sex?
What’s black and blue and hates sex?A rape victim.
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?
What did the impatient helicopter say to its clumsy mechanic?”Chop chop.”
Kid’s Letters to God
Dear GOD, In school they told us what You do. Who does it when...