Why is a violist like a terrorist?
Q: Why is a violist like a terrorist?A: They both fuck up bowings.
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In The Beginning was The Plan.And then came the Assumptions And the Assumptions were...
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Artificial Insemination
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My Turn
James and his wife, Martha, are getting ready to leave home for a vacation.Martha...
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Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.
Politically Correct Santa
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