Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on…
Thirty minutes before a plane landed, its cabin lights came on,indicating to the flight...
Gates gets punishment
Bill Gates suddenly dies and finds himself face to face with God. God stood...
A Short Time to Live
A man hasn’t been feling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Suck It In
I noticed my husband standing on the bathroom scale, sucking in his ample stomach.Thinking...
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told…
A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre’d that there...
Lager Prayer
Our lager, Which art in barrels, Hallowed be thy drink. Thy will be drunk,...
Lawyers give irrelevant information
|Two women are on a transcontinental balloon voyage. Their craft is engulfed in fog,...
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...
Girlfriend 1.0 software
|Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0).Recently he...
More than a hundred percent
Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a...