Praying Parrots
Praying ParrotsA lady approaches a priest and tells him, “Father, I have a problem....
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…
If the Franklin Mint made toasters…Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-craftedpiece of...
Men Are Like…….
Men are like….Laxatives. They irritate the shit out of you.Men are like….Bananas. The older...
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night…
A bloke wakes up in the middle of the night and rolls over and...
The Race
There are three guys named Manners, Shutup, and Crap.They were really bored, so they...
Enter the Pearly Gates
|Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at...
3 pregnant women were waiting…
3 pregnant women were waiting in the doctor’s waiting room for an antenatalcheck-up and...
A bus conversation
A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves andengage in...
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the...
A woman walks into a hardware store…
A woman walks into a hardware store and says “I want to buy a...