Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina…
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over...
What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?
What’s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets...
Great first parent
|The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you...
Typical jewish mother
My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They...
Hard cheese!
|What did the mouse say when his friend broke his front teeth?Hard cheese!
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
Don’t ask any questions
A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in....
A lost skill
This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat...
Term dictionary
|Parent’s Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order...