Little Johnny Proposes
Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon....
Why do blondes like lightning?
Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.
Croaka-cola!
|What do toads drink?Croaka-cola!
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred…
What did Bob Dole reply when asked if he preferred boxers or briefs? “Depends.”
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...
6 Double Vodkas
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman “Give...
Horsie Ride
Little Johnny is passing his parents bedroom in the middle of the night, in...
Insult Collection #3
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange...
Will it hurt doctor?
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs...
Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions...