Dumb Part
What’s the dumbest part of a man’s body?His penis. It has a head without...
The wife is not speaking to me
|One night, this guy come into a bar and asks the bartender for a...
Two wives were airing their troubles…
Two wives were airing their troubles:”I’d like to get a divorce,” said the first.”My...
You Caught My Eye
A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and...
Turned Into a Mom When…
|You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as...
True stupid stories 01
Really Stupid People Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22-year-old man at an airport...
How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?
Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest...
The local District Judge
|The local District Judge had given the defendant a lecture on the evils of...
Speaking with the general
|It was a dark, stormy, night. The Marine was on his first assignment, and...
Environment
The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are...