Fatal Things To Say To Your Pregnant Wife
17. “I finished the Oreo’s.” 16. “Not to imply anything, but I don’t think...
insects are so clever
|How do we know that insects are so clever?Because they always know when your...
Were you ever arrested?
|A lawyer was filling out a job application when he came to the question:...
The NFL team names
|NFL Team Lame Names When a football team is having trouble getting into the...
Adjustable Face Lift
This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face...
Like and Love
What is the difference between ‘like’ and ‘love’? Answer: spit and swallow!
Yet more Clinton Jokes!
One of the nation’s largest soup manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking...
yo mama is so fat.. lost
Yo mama’s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost
A Well Dressed Man
What do you instantly know about a well-dressed man?His wife is good at picking...
Dr. Seuss Episode of ER
IF DR SEUSS WROTE AN EPISODE OF ER – -Kerry: Now Mark, I think...