Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
The pre-birth class
|When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a...
A Miracle
A woman starts dating a doctor. Before too long, she becomes pregnant and they...
The elephant’s trunk transplant
Jack goes to the doctor and says “Doc I’m having trouble getting mypenis erect,...
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?A megasorass.
Strange grants given
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Things You Don’t Want Your System Admin To Say
Things You Don’t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh…2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4....
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
Car needs a fixin!
My wife came home yesterday and said, “Honey, the car won’t start, but I...
Five Maxims of Making Excuses
1) The feebleness or banality of an excuse should never be a deterrent to...