What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Odds For Meeting A Female
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases...
Not A Pharmacist
Q: Why won’t they hire a blonde pharmacist? A: They keep breaking the prescription...
Who’s got my pen?
A doctor walked into a bank. Preparing to endorse a check, he pulled a...
Seymour was a good and pious man…
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord...
Engineer in a bar
There was a mine in a small town that completely collapsed. One of the...
What’s the Arkansas state motto?
What’s the Arkansas state motto?If you can’t keep it in your pants keep it...
In a perfect world…
*25 Things a Wife would say in a “perfect world!*1) I’ll swallow it all…I...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
The Less You Know, The More You Make
“Salary Theorem” states that “Engineers and Scientists can never earn as much as Business...