what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls and…
Q. what do you get when a chicken cross the road falls in the...
How fast was I going?
|”When I saw you driving down the road, I guessed 55 at least.”"You’re wrong,...
Good Cook
Q: How can you tell if a blonde is a good cook?A: She gets...
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with him…
A fellow picked up a girl in a bar and took her home with...
When it’s becing toad!
|When is a car like a frog?When it’s becing toad!
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys mother…
Did you here what Monica Lewinskys’ mother said when she brought home herdress?What,doesn’t the...
Did you hear about the hillbilly…
Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy...
Arizona Crazy Law
You may not have more than two dildos in a house. Any misdemeanor committed...
Bad drivers.
Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and...
Problem with a dog
|Police officer: Excuse me, but your dog has been chasing a man on his...