The Ten Commandments for C Programmers
|1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily...
The requirements of this job
|Employer: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.”Applicant: “I’m the one you...
He was de-lighted!
|What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?He was de-lighted!
Even in Disguise
A blonde walks into an electronics store and points to something behind the clerk.”How...
Tampons With Long Strings
Q: Why do blondes use tampons with extra long strings?A: So the crabs can...
Gold medal
What’s better than winning the gold medal at the special olympics?Not being retarded!
The
And God Created Woman. And She was Good. She had 2 arms, 2 legs...
Just like my wife
A completely inebriated man walked into a bar and, after staring for some time...
Its a Matter of Perspective
Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing...
Dumb intercourse
“Information. Can I help you?”"I’d like the number of the Theater Guild, please.”"One moment,...